GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book.